You know how you can sense when you’re about to fart? You just know you have a second or two to decide if you can let fly safely. Perhaps your in a close quarters situation and you can attempt to hold it in to avoid any potential embarrassment.
I have those sensations of an impending fart but discretionary farting is no longer an option. The air flows freely and somewhat noisily as it reverberated around in the bag. Sometimes it’s no big deal and other times you want to crawl under a rock. Such is life these days.
Another exciting experience is waking up in the morning to discover you’ve apparently been farting quite a bit during the night. The bag is full and bulging like you have the Hindenburg attached to your stomach and it’s trying to lift off! All hands on deck! Prepare for an emergency evacuation!
Sorry, I just had to let it all out 🤣