{"id":310,"date":"2007-11-11T12:25:24","date_gmt":"2007-11-11T18:25:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bigdadoo.com\/blog\/2007\/11\/11\/cottage-crisis\/"},"modified":"2007-11-11T12:25:33","modified_gmt":"2007-11-11T18:25:33","slug":"cottage-crisis","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bigdadoo.com\/blog\/2007\/11\/11\/cottage-crisis\/","title":{"rendered":"Cottage Crisis"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I arrived at the lake very early this morning about 2:30am. After lighting the fire and turning on the heat and watching Edmonton beat Calgary, I went to bed in a very very cold bed. Lying very still, I warmed up a small section and drifted of to sleep. In the morning it&#8217;s a cloudy day with light intermittent rain. No high speed Internet, but the old stand by, dial-up, and no that&#8217;s not the crisis.<\/p>\n<p>The crisis is much more serious, given that it&#8217;s a cool morning that just begs you to get together with a steaming cup of coffee and a book. Yesterday I bought some fresh Starbucks beans for just such a purpose to enjoy this morning&nbsp; in the ritualistic early morning coffees at the lake. As I prepare to grind the beans for that perfect cup, I&#8217;m greeted with a low, quite &#8220;mmmm&#8221; from the coffee bean grinder. Not the enthusiastic wiring of the blades the chopping and grinding of the beans and the &#8220;awful&#8221; noise that it normally produces. The &#8220;awful&#8221; noise that our son&#8217;s hated so much when they were trying to sleep in that they bought us a different, more gentler, kinder, coffee bean grinder to replace the one we had at home, which now lives at the lake.<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s right, the crisis is that the coffee bean grinder is broken!<\/p>\n<p>What to do! Well, being resourceful and having a well equipped shop, I&#8217;m at the bench taking the thing apart to get it operational. After all this is a major issues! Stores are closed, there is no ground coffee in the cottage, it&#8217;s do or die!.&nbsp; It turns out that coffee dust and moisture has penetrated the seal and rusted the armature shaft of the motor to the top bearing. In other words, it&#8217;s stuck. Well, some penetrating oil should help out. Every time I use penetrating oil I remember Ken Main. Ken was a friend who owned Furby Motors and gave me a summer job. He also was a sailing buddy on Lake Brerton. When ever things were &#8220;stuck&#8221; around Furby, Ken would say &#8220;Just put some squirrel piss on it&#8221;, referring to the very thin nature of penetrating oil. That was over 30 years ago, and I still think fondly of Ken every time I use penetrating oil.<\/p>\n<p>Well, that didn&#8217;t fix things fast enough. It&#8217;s still on the bench soaking and still stuck. I need my coffee. I briefly think of smashing the beans with a hammer, but settle for using the blender. The grind is a little course but it does the job.<\/p>\n<p>Ahhhh, the black elixir of coffee has been restored to the cottage experience. All is right again. Crisis averted.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I arrived at the lake very early this morning about 2:30am. After lighting the fire and turning on the heat and watching Edmonton beat Calgary, I went to bed in a very very cold bed. Lying very still, I warmed up a small section and drifted of to sleep. In the morning it&#8217;s a cloudy [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_eb_attr":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-310","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-the-lake"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bigdadoo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/310","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bigdadoo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bigdadoo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bigdadoo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bigdadoo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=310"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bigdadoo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/310\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bigdadoo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=310"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bigdadoo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=310"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bigdadoo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=310"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}